Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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