These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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