So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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