brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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