Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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