Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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