hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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