I bet he comes in French.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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