Apparently you make a good broom.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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