Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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