we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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