if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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