Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
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Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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