That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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