im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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