are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
The best revenge is premature balding
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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