on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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