U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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