you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.