the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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