We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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