oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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