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Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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