I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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