I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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