I hate your face
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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