More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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