sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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