what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
tell me about the fingering
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