So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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