these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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