I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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