Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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