it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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