Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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