We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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