I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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