My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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