I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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