Dual....:-)
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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