this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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