girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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