is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
we're so committed to being not committed
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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