your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
