You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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