whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Randomize
