Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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