How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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