Christians are straight up FREAKS
Already got asked if we're dating
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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