Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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