at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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