He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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