is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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