do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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