I hate all girls vehemently.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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