Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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