We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just pee around me
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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